Filthy Farm
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[edit] Review of Filthyfarm.com – Filthy Farm
The farm can be a pretty filthy place,what with all the mud being stirred up by yor tractor, and all the manure piling up right there in the pigsty. But on the Filthy Farm site, they're taking dirty to a whole new level. They say “nothing is too extreme”, and their girls “take on the biggest cocks ever seen” there on the farm. “Nothing turns them on more than the thought of some steamy farm action” is quite true, and you'll see some samples of hot babes and cavorting with their favorite dogs and horses right there on the main page.
There are only a few samples of the enticing content they produce for their site, so below the last thre thumbnails there on the page are the Members, Instant Access and Continue Tour buttons. The Members link will, of course, let you log in if you're a member of this site already. The Instant Access link will take you to the sign up page where you can become a member, while the Continue Tour link takes you to another page like the main page, with some captions and sample photos of naked girls and animals, while another press of that Continue Tour button will finally take you to the same sign-up page as the Instant Access link.
This green-tinted site's main page also promises extreme hardcore x-rated movies, 100s of full-length vids with sound, horny farm girls sucking cocks and drinking cum, and exclusive, never-before seen content.
[edit] Members Area
“The dirtiest farm online” welcomes members to its green-tinged Home page with a large-ish picture from its latest update right there on top of the middle column of the interface. Right now it's the “Lesbian action” episode that's there, and it's a very lovely peek at what looks to be a really steamy movie. A luscious and stacked brunette is sitting on a chair while a hot blonde is down on her knees, doing something pleasurable between the brunette's legs. Put that kind of action in a barnyard setting and you've definitely got something right there!
But to continue with the layout of the site, in the middle, under the latest update, are the past updates, and that makes up the index of content this site has. To the left is a “Find A Movie” column, and you can see that the links that are listed are of different niches. I guess you'd consider that bonus content, because you get non-farm fetish hardcore galleries with other kinds of niche content. On the right column is the text list of recent updates, plus a list of the most popular of all updates, plus a “Recommended” section, which are just links to outside bestiality sites. As for the links at the top, only “Farm Girls” has the kind of nice and nasty farm content that you're looking for if you like Filthy Farm-style action. There's 16 galleries at the moment, spread over 3 pages, although the 3rd page has no galleries yet, even though it shows up there in the page choices of the index.
All that action can be enjoyed as still images, MPEG clips, or full-length WMV movies. The stil images have no standard size, going from 320x240 to 512x342 to 702x459 to 1024x680, depending on what episode it's from. Some are mere blurry screencaps while others are full-fledged digital photos shot during the filming of the scene. The videos are more consistent, with the streaming and downloadable whole episodes available in either 56k, 150k, 300 k and 700k options or 314kbps PC-quality, 564kbps VHS quality and 1064 kbps DVD-quality choices. The MPEGs, on the other hand, have more in common with the stills, in that their viewing size isn't standardized.
[edit] Filthy Farm Models
With episodes like “Sayura and her friend” or “Paola in the sun”, you get to know the models that are performing for you. But most of the galleries here have titles like “2 girls blowjob” or “Nice ass & pussy”, so you'll just have to fantasize about the hot sluts in those movies without knowing who they are.
Most of the real animal lovers here are Brazilians, in all their black-haired or blonde glory. They're the hottest sluts here, taking those big dildos down deep while trying to get their dog or horse interested in the carnal proceedings. But when it comes to the straight-ahead hardcore sex out in the open, which is what makes up the other part of the Filthy Farm experience, then the usual American porn stars are the ones doing the nasty. There's even an Asian hottie who gets in on the action, having fun outdoors with some toys. A lot of the action going on here is also of the lesbo or group variety, for both beasty and non-beasty scenes. Just how filthy do they like to get out on the farm , when no one's watching?
The models are all pretty hot, which means there aren't any old ones around. They're mostly in the common porn star age range of 20s-30s. There's no Teen or MILF sub-niche being catered to here. It's just beasty fun, for the normal red-blooded porn lover.
[edit] Pricing
The price for your trip to the Filthy Farm will only cost you $29.95 for a month's stay. That's 30 days of access to what they promise has “over 100 full-length farm movies inside the member's area”. With the bonus material there under “farm Girls”, which includes galleries from its sister sites, you could reach that amount, I guess. It's also a 100% anonymous sign up here, so it won't show up as a porn site, presumably on your billing statement. You can try it out for three days anyway, for the price of $9.95, if you don't want to commit yourself yet to some filthy sex and animals fun!
[edit] Conclusion
Life on a Filthy Farm sure wouldn't be boring. You've got lots of hot girls there, and they'd always be indulging themselves in kinky wanton sex with each other, a bunch of guys, their favorite barnyard pet, or a combination of each. Now that's the kind of cum-spattered countryside life that I'm sure you'd all love. Who wouldn't want to wake up to crowing of roosters, and then step out of your house to find a lusty young Brazilian fucking her twat with a big dildo while playing with your pooch? Filthy Farm is a fantasy come true, and the episodes they have are all hot, though in terms of the quality of materials, it might be a bit uneven. Still, the action is filthy, the chicks are hot, and the animals are as bemused as ever at everything that's going on around them. Pretty solid for a beast lover's site, though more filthiness would be welcome.
[edit] Filthy Farm Links
Filthy Farm - The site itself.
