Farm Splash
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Review of Farmsplash.com – Farm Splash
“If you are looking for the most beautiful girls getting their faces covered and their pussies filled with hot and sticky cum, this is the site for you.” Sounds exciting, doesn't it? And for the sluts out there who've got a hunger for the white, gooey stuff, then it might sound downright delicious. But this isn't just and ordinary cumshot or cum-swallowing site. Nope, this hot spunk site likes to really get down and dirty with their sluts. And so they do their dirty deeds where being dirty is a natural state of being – down on the farm.
The main page makes no bones about where you're going to get your boner. They've got samples from the site's episodes with captions, big pictures, and small thumbnails. Those pics and thumbnails have lots of hot samples of girls and their pets getting spunky down on the farm. Below each sample of farm lust and beast fetish is a “See More” or “Join Now” link. Click it and you'll go to the sign-up page, where they promise you new movies and picture updates 3 times a week, 100% anonymous access (this will not show as an adult site), full-length DVD movies with sound to download/stream, and never-before seen farm cum drinking movies and pictures.
At the top are the main links for “Instant Access!”, “See More Here”, and the member's entrance. That's good, because sometimes these things are found at the bottom, and you have to scroll all the way down just to enter, if you're a member.
Members Area
There are sluts out there who love the splash of hot, sticky cum on their faces and body, and there are those out there who love animals and like to get their carnal action out on the farm, with the dogs and horses right beside their hot, sweaty bodies. Well, the action here combines both!
The site has a violetish background, with white lettering for the text. Nothing special, and nothing that really screams out “cum” or “farm” when you look at it. Well, that should be good if you don't want it to be obvious what you're looking at at first glance. The banner with “Farm Splash” and filmstrips of naked girls and horses would probably give you away, though.
At the top are usual links, but here, they're not to other parts of the site. You've got Home, Farm Girls, Pictures, Videos, Live Cams, and My Favorites. It's only “Farm Girls” that'll lead you to more bestiality content though, as the rest lead to more mainstream hardcore or niche sites. The animal love content in the “Farm Girls” section looks to be a mix of exclusive Farm Splash material and material from other Farm Pass sites.
The exclusive material of this site can be accessed right there on the member's Home page. Where it forms a column in the middle, and page 2 of that content can be accessed at the bottom of that column. There are 17 episodes right now, each having a picture gallery, an MPEG section where the epiosode is divided into clips, and an option for the whole episode to be streamed or downloaded as an WMV file. The size of the still images aren't consistent, you can go from 288x208 to 614x410 to 720x480 to 1024x768 pixels, depending on the episode you're browsing. The WMVs though, are pretty standard, with the older ones having a 56, 150,300 and 700k option, though the new ones go for PC, VHS and DVD-quality, at 314kbps with 360x240 viewing size, 564 kbps at 540x360, and 1064 kbps at 720x480 pixel respectively.
Farm Splash Models
The episodes are named named more or less descriptively, like “Fucked in the forest”, or “Ebony Pony Love”, so you won't get a lot of the models' names. Some have their names in it, like “Sasha Laundry”, so you know that the pretty model doing all that cocksucking in the laundry room is called Sasha. But for the most part, the models are anonymous.
Most of the models are Latinas, based on their looks, and by the language they speak in between gasps of pleasure as the diddle themselves out in some pastoral field while clinging to the flanks of a well-muscled stallion. And to be even more specific, these Latinas are probably from Brazil, where there is a burgeoning trade in making these kinds of movies. There are exceptions of course, as the hardcore scenes are done by Americans. Sasha for example, can be heard going “Oh baby”, and talking with her partner during the beginning, while her delicious, smooth pussy is being licked by him.
And as for their age, there's nothing niche-like about their choices. There are some who are younger, and some who are older, but mostly they look to be in their 20s-30s. That's about the average age for regular adult performers, unless they're packaged in the Teens or MILF niche. But that's obviously not the niche that Farm Splash is aiming for!
Pricing
The price of membership, as stated on the sign-up page, looks like it's the same as other beasty sites from the Farm Pass network. For Farm Splash, you can get all the nifty cum-spattered farm action you want for $29.95 a month. The payment for this privilege can be done through credit card, through a US check, or by using the Web900 service. With 3 different ways of paying, you don't have an excuse not to sign up if you really want to. And if you're undecided even about that, you can avail of their $9.95 three-day trial. That's full access, like a regular membership, but for only 3 days.
Conclusion
Farm Splash is a refreshing spray of horny farm-based goodness that'll stick to you like cum on the faces and pussies of the horny sluts that are featured on this site. Whether it's getting nasty in front of your favorite farm pony, or getting slammed by their man in the good ol' outdoors, there are only a few things more a kinky farm fan would want from this site. Bestial hardcore would probably be one of those, but the presence of all those animals as these women spread their legs and dildo themselves should be enough to induce a great, big hard-on, if not an explosive orgasm. The quality ranges from good to so-so, because some videos do get blurry, and some pictures are really small. But over all, you should be able to enjoy these barnyard babes with no problem whatsoever.
Farm Splash Links
Farm Splash - The site itself.
Farm Splash - Galleries and reviews.
