Farm Climax
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[edit] Review of Farmclimax.com – Farm Climax
The climax is the apex of every experience, and if you're looking for a sensual farm experience, then the apex of that would be a Farm Climax, wouldn't it? “Hot Girls On The Farm!” is just one of their promises that catch your eye there on their main page, along with pictures of lovely and lusty ladies who seem to be having a carnally good time with each other and some select animals.
The color scheme of that page is blue, and the layout is neat enough, with medium-sized pictures and the big, bold text proclaiming the merits of Farm Climax. Aside from the hot girls, they promise “100% Shocking Porn” among other things. “FINALLY IT'S HERE: For so long, so many people have been fantasizing about seeing this kind of content. Now the wait is finally over! See these whores bare it all in our amazing farm movies and pictures.” is probably the statement that sums it up best. Are you drooling for some sexy and dirty farm-style sex? Turned on by hot chicks and barnyard pets but don't know where to go for your beasty pornographic needs? Then Farm Climax is dead-on target in their purpose of providing all fans of the genre a place to go and climax their days and nights away in beasty bliss. Just click on those pics and text boxes, or scroll down the the bottom, where the “Instant Access” or “See More Links” will take you to the sign-up page of your farm fantasy wonderland. If you're already a member, of course the “Members” link is what you'll be heading for...
[edit] Members Area
When you get to the member's area, you'll find that it's got the same blue theme as the main page. The pictures aren't as big though, with the image from the latest update being the most prominent one there, at the top of the middle column. The middle column's where all the updates are, making the member's Home page the index page too. The smaller left and right columns contain different links. The left one leads to galleries that contain hardcore niche content. The index is a list of the niches available, so you know where to go when you're feeling frisky about a particular fetish. The right column only lists the latest updates, and the most popular ones, plus a “Recommended” list of outside bestiality sites.
As for the galleries in the index, they all have a thumbnail sample of the episode available, plus a short description of the scene. There are still images, MPEG clips, and WMV movies for streaming or download in every gallery. While the MPEG clips are parts of the episode cut up into smaller segments, the WMV is the episode in its entirety. The WMV comes in two main choice groups: either as 56kbps, 150 kbps, 300 kbps, or 700kbps, or a different group at PC Quality (314kbps), VHS Quality (540 kkbps), or DVD Quality (1064 kbps). MPEG clips and still images vary between galleries, so you can have 1024x768 pixel-sized images in one episode, while another will have 720x480 JPEGs. The 720x480 size though seems to be common on this site.
The top of the page also has links, but mostly to outside niche sites. The “Farm Girls” link leads to more farm-themed beasty sex content though, from other sister sites of this one. The “Pictures”, “Videos”, and “LiveCams” are the ones that don't contribute to your love for horny naked sluts playing with their favorite pets in an idyllic pastoral setting.
[edit] Farm Climax Models
Farm Climax uses different models in their episodes, and since most of those episodes are titled something like “Lesbian fun in the Stable”, or “Big breasted cockslut”, then you won't know exactly who that chick is who's so into horses, or who loves getting banged in the barnyard for the most part. Some though, like “Bruno and Petra on the Farm”, or Talya the Pony Lover”, will give you an inkling of whom you might want to watch out for in the future. Those girls you'll be watching out for are mostly Brazilians. They're the ones doing all the down n' dirty stuff with the ponies and the doggies, while their friends from the good ol' U.S.A. Are the ones who just love fucking out in the open. Whether it's guys who are banging their pussy or other girls, or even a toy, if it's being done in a wide open space, the American girls are most likely the ones doing it. But go in the stable, and that's where you'll find the hot Brazilians. They'll be there, one hand stroking the flanks of their favorite horsie, while the other hand is planted right between their legs, and it's moving really fast. There are 16 galleries of these horny, slutty farm nymphos in there right now, and you'll be having lots more of them, if their promises are to be believed. The age range of these models is in the 20s to 30s. Those are their prime porn-starring days right there. There's no need for young, barely legal teens or old, mature MILFs, although they're welcome to strut their stuff on the farm if they want to, of course. But what we're really after here are hot chicks and some sizzling animal play, so age doesn't matter as long as they're sexy and horny for horses.
[edit] Pricing
Pricing is easy to discover, just head on down to the sign up page, of course. As you'll see there, for 30 days of access to Farm Climax, you'll only be shelling out $29.95. You can pay using your credit card, a US check, or by using the Web900 service. With all those options for payment, there's no way you can pass up a chance to be a member, if you're really into this kind of porn. You can even try out the site for a mere $9.95 for three day's access if you really want to make sure you'll like what you're getting. And the best thing about all this? It's 100% anonymous when it comes to billing time.
[edit] Conclusion
Will Farm Climax make you climax like never before? Well that depends on a few things, of course. First off is whether you're into beasty stuff when you think about sex. Or maybe you're into carnal sessions in the great outdoors? If you've got an interest in any of those two, Farm Climax just might have you enjoying a good farm-fueled wank right there from the comfort of your own home. Why venture out to a real farm to try and catch some milkmaids getting frisky while milking ol' Bessy when you can just check out hot, whorish Brazilians dildoing their brown-and pink pussies while valiantly trying to get Trigger interested int the proceedings. The galleries contain enough variety to keep your attention, I think, while the quality of the episode material is satisfying enough. So the only thing you might be yearning for would be some really hardcore stuff. But what you've got here should whet your appetite in the meantime.
[edit] Farm Climax Links
Farm Climax - The site itself.
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