Barnyard Perverts
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[edit] Review of Barnyardperverts.com – Barnyard Perverts
Perversion down on the farm is what Barnyard Perverts would like to be all about. And with the episodes that they offer, they sure deliver on their promise of “Horny Girls Having Fun With The Largest Cocks On The Farm!” Looking at how easily these girls get their rocks off out there in the country, with dogs and horses surrounding them, you'll be jealous of all the action these animals get. But don't fret, these gals have got other farm fantasies, aside from getting hot and horny with their favorite barnyard pets. The big picture in the middle of the main page, with two hot lesbians and a horse probably sums it up best.
Horny girls having real farm fun is presented to you with a pink theme on white background. Images culled from the member's area are on the left and right sides, with captions like “Hot Cumshots” or 100% Shocking”. Those are samples of the kind of content you'll get as a member, but don't fall for the “Here Are Some Of The Movies You'll Find Inside” section at the bottom. No, those aren't free videos. If you click on a thumbnail, you'll head for a sign up page. But by all means, sign up if you're really itching to get some of that good ol' farm-centered porn!
[edit] Members Area
There's no place free from perverts looking for that little extra "something" that'll turn them on when they do the nasty. And for those people, there are few better places to indulge in bizarre, lustful, carnal pursuits than at a farm. You've got everything there. It's private, because it's far from the city and all the people. It's restful, because of all the fresh air, open spaces and greenery. And it's got lots of animals, because, well, it's a farm! It's the perfect place for a gal when she wants to walk her dog, and then go frig herself when she's all nice and sweaty already and the pooch is licking her face. Thank God for all those perverted honeys and their sexual curiosity.
Updates look really good at the moment. They're dated one day apart, which means new content is coming in daily. Well, they need that, because as of right now it looks like there are only 19 episodes in the index. That's probably why there's no such thing as an archives page. The thumbnail galleries and their descriptions are all there on the member's page, with the latest update being the most prominent at the top, where it's bigger than the rest. When it reaches the bottom, you can see there's a page 2, and that's where the index continues.
On the left are links to niche hardcore porn, but nothing with a hint of bestiality in it, while on the right is a text list of the latest updates, plus a list of the most popular ones, and a “Recommended” links to other sites. The stills and videos here are mostly the same as other Farm Pass sites. The stills are mostly screencaps of the movies, and they don't have a fixed size, going from 624x416 to 640x480 to 1232x824 pixels in certain episodes. The gelleries all have those still images, plus MPEG clips, and full-length low, medium and high quality WMV for streaming or downloading. For the latter movies, low quality ones are at 314kbps with 360x240 viewing size, the medium ones are 564 kbps at 540x360, and the DVD-Quality choices are 1064 kbps at 720x480 pixels.
[edit] Barnyard Perverts Models
They use different models on this site, and they don't name them all. The latest update as of now, for example, is “Morgan finger & dildo fun”. So from there, you know that the hot brunette that they're showing there who loves to masturbate is Morgan. But the update prior to that is “Fun in the sun”, and the equally hot chick, who's also a brunette, remains nameless throughout the text description of the scene. Such a shame for a hot chick with such luscious breasts. But that's the way it is on this site. Most of the models look Latina, though some, like Morgan, are Caucasian, and there's even a stacked and sultry Asian here in “Miko and Jeff fucking outside”.
It's mostly the Latinas, who are Brazilians, who do most of the perverted things on Barnyard Perverts. They're the ones getting all sweaty and wet between the legs while massaging some stud stallion's flanks or petting their pet canine. Then they twiddle with their twat until they're satisfied and the animals aren't restless because of their moans and their smell anymore. The other ladies prefer fucking outdoors, or in Miko's case, even on the rooftop of a city building. What that has to do with barnyards, I don't know.
The models look to be either in their mid-to-late 20s, or in their early 30s, which is the prime age for those who want to work as porn stars, whether with horses or not. But there is an episode called “Teen pussy horse fun”, where the hot Brazilian babe looks like she might be in her early twenties, where girls can be classified as teens in teen porn sites, but are legal to work as adult performers. And like some teens, she's evidently fond of horses. She starts her masturbation on the ground, using what looks like a green mango as a sex toy, before heading over to her mustang and rubbing herself to sweet ecstasy.
[edit] Pricing
When you are sent to the sign-up page, you'll see that this site has a monthly membership fee of $29.95. They don't offer any other sites other than this one when you get there, even though this site is part of the Farm Pass network of sites. Another option that you have is to buy a three-day trial instead, for just $9.95. And to pay for these privileges, you can use your credit card, a US check, or the Web900 system.
[edit] Conclusion
Honestly, Barnyard Perverts could be more perverted. That's an objective assessment, I think, because subjectively, I like the solo masturbatory action with the pastoral motif, and the straight hardcore sex in the outdoors is also enjoyable. But some people out there might want something a little more hardcore that involves a lot of dog and horse penises. The content is also a little bit small when it comes to amount, though the quality is okay. And with their daily updates, that's less of a concern as time goes by. So if you feel that you love the feel of animals as you have self-help sex outdoors, then you'll enjoy watching the hot chicks who feel the same indulge themselves in this activity!
[edit] Barnyard Perverts Links
Barnyard Perverts - The site itself.
